Tuesday, October 3, 2017

10/3/17 - EEL - NIGHT PARADE OF 100 DEMONS LP OUT NOW!!



Well, well, well... I'm excited to be closing the year out with this one - the magnum opus by some of Pittsburgh's finest miscreants, beer drinkers, and hell raisers AKA James Rose and his EEL boys. More on that below along with some tour dates coming up soon in the northeast, a fair amount of which are with the legendary VARUKERS. So yeah:

"Polish Hell, Pittsburgh's EEL have once again crawled out of a dimly lit basement a few blocks from Gooski's to offer up their most forceful effort yet. "NIGHT PARADE OF 100 DEMONS" is the culmination of a band spending half of a decade perfecting their particular interpretation of the microcosm that is punk. The end result is eleven tracks of violent and destructive commotion that seems to mirror the world that has always surrounded us but is becoming far more apparent as of late. Once again, these freaks of nature achieve their prime objective - bombarding the listener with a relentless barrage of their rust belt style noise drenched hardcore punk... an all out aural assault. Each record features stunning black and white cover art by the legendary Japanese hardcore artist Kazuhiro Imai accompanied by a stellar piece on the reverse by Luke Kislak."

There are 100 copies on HIGHLIGHTER YELLOW vinyl for mailorder while they last.

UPDATE: All color vinyl is SOLD OUT.

You can buy a copy of the record over at the Beach Impediment Records Big Cartel.

The record is also streaming in its entirety and available for download over at the Beach Impediment Records Bandcamp.

In the event you happen to be interested in obtaining wholesale copies of this release and/or have any other questions, drop me a line at beachimpediment[at]gmail[dot]com.

The following stores / distros will have copies of the record soon, if not already:

SORRY STATE, LA VIDA ES UN MUS (UK), PHOBIA RECORDS (Czech Republic), GRAVE MISTAKE, FEEL IT, CRUEL NOISE RECORDS, ARMAGEDDON SHOP, SOCIETY BLEEDS RECORDS, SIT AND SPIN RECORDS, HAUSFRAU, FAITH / VOID (Canada), NECKCHOP RECORDS, DISTORT REALITY, THE TOTAL END (Canada), BYLLEPEST DISTRO (Norway), MATERIAL WORLD RECORDS, SOAP AND SPIKES, and many more that are in the works.

Be sure to catch them on the aforementioned jaunt up in the nord'east that is popping off in about a month, they didn't really provide me with much information as far as venues and all that other important stuff but I trust that there are some gumshoes among you that can suss out the nitty gritty:

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 9th - STATE COLLEGE, PA
FRIDAY NOVEMBER 10th - NYC
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 11th - WOOSTA, MASS BRO!
SUNDAY NOVEMBER 12th - PHILADELPHIA, PA w/ VARUKERS
MONDAY NOVEMBER 13th - BALTIMORE, MD w/ VARUKERS
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 14th - PITTSBURGH, PA w/ VARUKERS

Speaking of Beach Impediment groups on the road, Richmond punk darlings FRIED EGG are about to embark on a tour centered around their participation in this year's NOT DEAD YET FEST in Toronto, Ontario. Here's the details on that one:

10/7 Philly @ Time Cube w/ Dark Thoughts, Weed Hounds, Dialer
10/8 Hadley, MA @ Tears for Sears w/ Meat Dreams, Gay Mayor
10/10 Montreal @ Braserie Beaubien w/ Radiation Risks, Total Bliss, Boar God
10/11 Ottawa @ Pressed w/ Radiation Risks, Doxx
10/13 Toronto - Not Dead Yet Gig #3 @ Sneaky Dees w/ Glue, Haram, Patsy, Booji Boys, Rashomon, Tashme
10/15 Cleveland @ Now That's Class w/ Yambag, Weedwhacker

In other record related news, the 3rd and FINAL press of the WARTHOG - S/T EP is now available as well! 300 on SALMON VINYL since that's Naideau's favorite color or some shit, I dunno man. Anyways, get it while ya can cuz once its gone its GAWWWNNN! In other repress news, be on the lookout for a 2nd press of the LONG KNIFE - SEWERS OF BABYLON EP as the first press flew out the door.

In distro news, got a few new thangs floating around in there:

NEGATIVE INSIGHT # 3 w/ SHITLICKERS EP reissue
BAD POSTURE - C/S LP
NEGATIV - AUTOMATIC THOUGHTS EP
NARCOESTADO / AUSENCIA Split EP
TESTA DURA - LOTTA CONTINUA EP
REMNANTS - ACCOMPLICES NOT ALLIES LP
some new additions to the discount 12" and 7" sections

+ copies of the new LEBENDEN TOTEN - MIND PARASITES LP that should be here any day now!

That about does it for now. As always, here's a little glimpse at what is to come. The bulk of this will be more than likely dropping in 2018:

CAREER SUICIDE - MACHINE RESPONSE EP (US press with extra track not included on limited European tour pressing)
WITCHTRIAL - DEMO 12"
BATTERING RAM cassette tape (heavy metal and hard rock from the Brothers Radigan, this will be the debut release on our cassette only imprint label ANONYMOUS CAVE)

+ eventual new recordings from the likes of BLOOD PRESSURE, CONCEALED BLADE, WITCHTRIAL, and some more that are in the works and can't be unveiled yet.

Much love,
-B.I.R.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

7/25/17 - KATASTROF - S/T EP OUT NOW!!


Coming to you live from the heatwave that is currently gripping the capital city of Virginia, here's another edition of the "New Release from Beach Impediment Blog Post Thing" - this month we're bringing you some FIIIIINE Swedish hardcore; a debut recording crafted by some veterans from that sector of the world / that particular style of hardcore punk that are pretty damn good at what they do as evidenced by their respective catalogs, feel me? At any rate, enough jawing, read on for more info on the aforementioned hardcore slab, some distro additions, a glimpse at what's next, and other fun stuff in that vein:

Beach Impediment is proud to present the US pressing of the debut release by Sweden's KATASTROF. A few years after the demise of their short lived yet utterly fantastic project known as INSTITUTION, the voice of TOTALITÄR and the riff boss of HERÄTYS have come together yet again to bring us some more top shelf mangel; a style that they've proven to be knowledgeable in the composition and execution of for quite some time now. Five tracks recorded at Communichaos Clay Station that will please any enthusiast of the genre / art form that is Swedish hardcore. Each record comes in a glue pocket sleeve and includes a download code.

There are 100 copies on WHITE VINYL available for mailorder while they last.

UPDATE: WHITE VINYL sold out within a few hours and is no longer available.

You can buy copies of the record over at the Beach Impediment Records Big Cartel.

The record is also streaming in its entirety and available for download over at the Beach Impediment Records Bandcamp.

In the event you're interested in obtaining wholesale copies of this release (and any others) or have any other questions, please drop a line to beachimpediment[at]gmail[dot]com

And for my Euro folks out there, the great ADULT CRASH from Copenhagen, Denmark will be handling the European pressing of the record, please obtain it from them once its officially out in the very near future.

The following distros / stores / etc either already have copies of the record or will have em in the near future: SORRY STATE, STATE LAUGHTER, MATERIAL WORLD NYC, BRAIN ABUSE, DEEP THOUGHTS JP, SOAP AND SPIKES, NECK CHOP, HAVOC RECORDS, ALL DAY RECORDS, DISCOS MMM, BIOCIDIO, TODO DESTRUIDO, and some others that are still in the works and/or that I'm blanking on at the moment.

In DISTRO news, lotsa new bangers are floating around in the shop since we last spoke. Here's just a smattering of what we're working with:

IMPALERS - CELLAR DWELLER LP
GLUE - S/T EP
V/A - MY MEAT'S YOUR POISON 12"
SACRIFICIO - PULIDORES DE TUMBAS LP
EXOTICA - MUSIQUE EXOTIQUE 2 LP
ANXIETY - WILD LIFE EP
ULTRA - MISTICA MODERNA EP
CAREER SUICIDE - MACHINE RESPONSE LP
CRIATURAS - RUIDO ANTISOCIAL EP
PRESSING ON - FUTURE EP
SVAVELDIOXID - KRIGETS BRUTALITET EP
BRING THE DRONES - IGNORANCE PARADISE LP
FIT FOR ABUSE - THE PSYCHO RAY SESSIONS EP
FIT FOR ABUSE - TOO LITTLE TOO LATE EP

+ much, much, much more!

A few other things... FRIED EGG embark on their west coast tour later this week! Here's the info for those interested, definitely catch them if your schedule / geographical location permits as they are one of the few great punk acts in Virginia at the moment:

JULY
27 PORTLAND @ Blackwater w/ Heavy Hands (last show), Naux, U-Nix (https://www.facebook.com/events/1399375846816295/)
28 SANTA ROSA @ The Church on 5th w/ Acrylics, Rut, The Goochers, Hose Rips (https://www.facebook.com/events/1427127960641366/)
29 SF @ Hemlock Tavern w/ Violence Creeps, Beatniks, North Is Everywhere (https://www.facebook.com/events/435592786792709/)
30 LA @ Rec Center (ask a punk) w/ Dirty & His Fists, Thee Guillotines, Lifer (https://www.facebook.com/events/473926099636574/)

AUGUST
1 TIJUANA @ Moustache Bar
2 GROVER BEACH @ Skip Gibson's BBQ w/ Humanoids, HWY!, Phoebe, + more (https://www.facebook.com/events/255466141612765)
3 OAKLAND @ The Octopus w/ Marbled Eye, Nopes, Lofter (https://www.facebook.com/events/363930747342318/)
4 PORTLAND @ Esta Noche House w/ Daudyflin, Xylitol, Macho Boys (www.facebook.com/events/843048995844008)
6 OLYMPIA HARDCORE FEST - Sunday Matinee @ Le Voyeur w/ Rik and The Pigs, Rina, Flamethrower (https://www.facebook.com/events/264515980632053)
7 SEATTLE @ The In w/ Narcoestado, Ausencia, United Void (https://www.facebook.com/events/1496361733767333/)
8 VANCOUVER @ 333 w/ Policy of Truth, Crumb, Hygiene (https://www.facebook.com/events/265260680545843)

Before I wrap this up, here's a little glimpse at what is to come next on the Beach Impediment Label:

EEL - NIGHT PARADE OF 100 DEMON LP (late summer / early fall 2017)
CAREER SUICIDE - MACHINE RESPONSE EP (US pressing with extra track not included on European tour edition)

+ new recordings from BLOOD PRESSURE, CONCEALED BLADE, WITCHTRIAL, and some other stuff I'm keeping the lid on at the moment but if ya see me around town drunk or something and ask me I might tell ya about like one or two of em, IDK.

Be well,
-B.I.R.

Friday, May 5, 2017

5/5/17 FRIED EGG - BACK AND FORTH EP and LONG KNIFE - SEWERS OF BABYLON EP OUT NOW!!




It's that time of year, folks... The Beach Impediment Label hath spewed out some more hardcore punk for the fuckers that fuck with such things. It's a rag tag group, that bunch. This time around we have exclusive punk music from the likes of FRIED EGG - the pride of the Commonwealth of Virginia and Portland, Oregon bruisers LONG KNIFE. Rejoice! Curse! Laugh! Cry! The choice is yours, grease or annihilation:

FRIED EGG - BACK AND FORTH EP

FRIED EGG are back with a new EP for Beach Impediment Records following their debut 7" on Negative Jazz and a self-released flexi. For the uninitiated, FRIED EGG have been one of Central Virginia's most exciting and original hardcore punk acts to watch over the past couple of years. Their style has a very contemporary feel, yet manages to stand out based on consistently inventive songwriting that is matched with the finesse and power that belongs in the hardcore punk genre. "BACK AND FORTH" boasts four new cuts (tracked live including vocals for anyone keeping score) that truly stand out from the pack. From the precise and original guitar lines to the absolute wrecking crew of a rhythm section, FRIED EGG have produced an EP that commands your attention - a stark, original effort that obliterates any generic, poorly recorded garbage in its way. Need we say more? Each copy comes housed in a glue pocket sleeve adorned with artwork by Nathan Ward.

There are 100 copies available for mail order while they last; 30 on EGG PATTERN VINYL (these were more expensive to make, hence the difference in price) and 70 on CLEAR YELLOW VINYL.

LONG KNIFE - SEWERS OF BABYLON EP

Following a couple years of  relative dormancy after a series of tours in support of a well received full length that spanned various continents, PDX punk heroes LONG KNIFE return with five tracks of sonic venom in the form of the "SEWERS OF BABYLON" EP. The recipe remains the same, the delivery just as biting, and the addition of Keith Testerman on drums (WARCRY, LEBENDEN TOTEN, HELLSHOCK, etc) adds even more to the already savage total package. Portland's 21st century Kings of Punk are still alive and well. Each record comes in a glue pocket sleeve with full color cover art by Dennis Dread.

There are 100 copies on OPAQUE RED VINYL available for mail order while they last.

Copies of each record can be found at the Beach Impediment Records Big Cartel.

Both records are streaming in their entirety over at the Beach Impediment Records Bandcamp.

In the event you'd like wholesale copies of the record or if you have any other questions, please send an email to beachimpediment[at]gmail[dot]com.

The following distros / stores will have copies of these new releases soon, if not already: SORRY STATE RECORDS, LA VIDA ES UN MUS (UK), MATERIAL WORLD, GRAVE MISTAKE, FEEL IT RECORDS, NECK CHOP, FAITH / VOID (Canada), CRUEL NOISE, STATIK SHOCK (Germany), PAINKILLER RECORDS, CHIMICHANGA DISTRO, VINYL CONFLICT, ERSTE THEKE TONTRAGER (Germany), REVELATION RECORDS, and more that are in the works.

And as always, in the event its more convenient to work with these fine folks, both releases will be available from EBULLITION and REVHQ in the not too distant future!

In addition to these new releases, there's a metric shit ton of new distributed records available as well. Here's a sampling of what we're working with:

HUMAN GAS - DISCOGRAPHY LP
AGGRESSION PACT - INSTANT EXECUTION EP
V/A - BLOODSTAINS ACROSS VIRGINIA 12"
TYRANT - S/T EP
PLOMO - TODO PASA DEMO TAPE
RIXE - BAPTIME DU FEU EP
STRAIGHTJACKET NATION - S/T LP
PUBLIC TRUST - THE LEPER EP
S.H.I.T. - i EP

+ loads and loads more! I've also updated the marked down 7"s and 12"s with all kindsa releases, man.

Enough of that, though. Both bands have a slew of live dates coming up this summer:

FRIED EGG have a string of east coast dates starting TODAY:

5/5 BRADDOCK, PA @ Dock 5 w/ KILLER OF SHEEP and MEDIUM UGLY
5/6 TORONTO, ON - It's Cold Outside Fest @ Owl's Lodge w/ TAPEHEAD, NO NEGATIVE, BOOJI BOYS, and many more
5/7 ROCHESTER, NY @ The Bug Jar w/ TAPEHEAD and STRESS
5/8 NYC @ The Gateway w/ PSYCHOS ONLY and MASS MEDIA

and a quick little jaunt north a few weeks later:

6/1 WASHINGTON, DC @ Chill Factory w/ KALEIDOSCOPE, RASHOMON, and DIASPORA
6/2 BALTIMORE, MD @ TBA

and then the boys will be heading out west come late July / early August... these gigs are still in their formative stages so keep an eye out for more information if ya live out that way:

7/27 PORTLAND, OR
7/28 SANTA ROSA, CA
7/29 SAN FRANCISCO, CA
7/30 LOS ANGELES, CA
7/31 REDLANDS, CA
8/1 TIJUANA, MEXICO
8/2 SANTA ANA, CA
8/3 OAKLAND, CA
8/4 EUGENE, OR
8/5 - 8/6 OLYMPIA, WA for OLYMPIA HARDCORE FEST
8/7 SEATTLE, WA
8/8 VANCOUVER, BC
8/9 PORTLAND, OR

LONG KNIFE are currently in the midst of finishing a run of east coast gigs with Japan's mighty AI. These are the remaining gigs:

5/5 PHILADELPHIA, PA @ Second Empire
5/6 BOSTON, MA @ Hardcore Stadium w/ GREEN BERET, STERILE, and NEW CROSS
5/7 NYC @ Sunnyvale w/ URCHIN and MATI

and come June they will be returning to Europe! Updates on the tour can be found here as they develop, but as of right now the itinerary is as follows:

6/8 MUNICH, GERMANY
6/9 LEIPZIG, GERMANY
6/10 PRAGUE, CZECH
6/11 VIENNA, AUSTRIA
6/12 TORUN, POLAND
6/13 GDANKS, POLAND
6/14 BERLIN, GERMANY
6/15 HAMBURG, GERMANY
6/16 - 6/17 COPENHAGEN, DENMARK for K-TOWN FEST
6/18 BREMEN, GERMANY w/ LEBENDEN TOTEN
6/19 AMSTERDAM, HOLLAND w/ LEBENDEN TOTEN

UP NEXT:

KATASTROF - S/T EP (ex members of TOTALITAR and HERATYS doing what they do best)
EEL - NIGHT PARADE OF 100 DEMONS LP
CAREER SUICIDE - MACHINE RESPONSE EP (US press with an extra unreleased song that wasn't on the European tour press)

+ some eventual new slabs from BLOOD PRESSURE, WITCHTRIAL, and some other stuff I'm not able to talk about at the moment.

That's all for now,

-B.I.R.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

1/17/17 - CONCEALED BLADE - S/T 12" OUT NOW!!



WASSSAAAAPPP? I'm rather elated to kick off 2017 with a record of this caliber! Let's just get down to it:

All the way from the city of champions, CONCEALED BLADE follow up their massive 2015 demo with thirteen more tracks of the pummeling hardcore punk that those aligned with the Braddock Hit Factory have been churning out for many moons now; keeping the emphasis on quality over commonplace, riffs over a complete lack of riffs, and really just hardcore over horse shit. This 12" platter is evidence that THE BLADE still ain't for the weak and is just as precise and cutting in the execution of their songs as they've ever been. As a sage like man of wisdom probably once bellowed over a lukewarm bottle of Straubs and a half eaten pizza boat at the Rock Room, "YINZ WANTED DA BEST WELL YINZ GOT DA BEST!"

There are 100 copies on translucent green vinyl for mailorder only that are available here while they last. UPDATE: They gone!

The record is also streaming in its entirety and available for download via the Beach Impediment Records Bandcamp page.

If you'd like to obtain wholesale copies of this record, please drop me a line at beachimpediment[at]gmail[dot]com and I'll get ya sorted.

The following distros / stores will have copies of the record soon, if not already: SORRY STATE, LA VIDA ES UN MUS (UK), GRAVE MISTAKE, FEEL IT, CRUEL NOISE, FAITH / VOID (Canada), VINYL CONFLICT, MATERIAL WORLD, ELECTRIC HEAT (Canada), REVELATION, VELTED REGNUB, TO LIVE A LIE, GENERAL SPEECH, SIT & SPIN, ARMAGEDDON SHOP, HAVOC RECORDS, EXTREME NOISE, XSENTIENTX (Germany), SLUGSALT, CELEBRATED SUMMER, BRAIN ABUSE, DEAD TANK, BBB RECORDS, HAUSFRAU RECORDS, ALL DAY RECORDS, JOINT CUSTODY, DEATHWISH INC, and some more that are in the works.

And as always, wholesale copies of this record and all other in print Beach Impediment titles are available from EBULLITION and REVHQ.

On the distro front, there are a plethora of new titles, foreign and domestic, available at the moment:

PURA MANIA - CEREBROS PUNK LP
KARBONITE - RELIGIOUS WAR CONTINUES Flexi 7"
LOVE POTION - REPAYING YOUR HOSPITALITY WITH VIOLENCE LP
SMERTEGRAENSENS TOLDERE - S/T EP
RHDP - SILINYANDOR EP
OHYDA - S/T MLP
BELGRADO - OBRAZ LP
SVAVELDIOXID - ANDLOS MARDROM LP
AVSKUM - 2 x LP DISCOGRAPHY
BREAKDOWN - THE '87 DEMO LP
MALCONTENT - A CONCAVE OF CONNIVERS EP

+ lots more including some additions to the discount 7" and 12" sections!

2017 is looking like a busy year! Following this will be a pair of 7"s from FRIED EGG and LONG KNIFE hopefully out sometime in the spring followed by new records from BLOOD PRESSURE, EEL, WITCHTRIAL, and more that I'm not able to divulge at the moment. Stay tuned! Thanks for reading.

-B.I.R.

Friday, November 4, 2016

11/4/16 - OMEGAS - POWER TO EXIST 12" OUT NOW!!


Greetings! I'm rather excited to FINALLY announce the release of this one, as it's been a project in the making for a few years now! After a series of road blocks in nearly every phase of the process of this recording, the OMEGAS - POWER TO EXIST 12" is in my possession and ready to roll! I've been a major fan of this band since day one and was absolutely tickled that they asked me to be a part of releasing the latest chapter in their hardcore odyssey. Words fail me at the moment, so I'll let the poetic ramblings of a certain Toronto born Mad Man take the reigns from here:

"Much anticipated answer to 2011's 'Blasts of Lunacy,' the Omegas leave off where they picked up, coming back to their personalized vision of the nooks and crannies of early NYHC and proto hardcore cum Darby Crash cum Nollywood prankster at ever more obtuse and challenging angles. The riffs implode and the changes are impossible to follow without a map that probably leads somewhere unpleasant. Even still, the confusion feels like a stroke of luck. The gift is not knowing what you're hearing yet but knowing you've wanted to hear it your whole life. Duck, dive, spit, slam, kill: Makes you go Boom Boom. Flash forward, the power to exist. FFO: getting stop and frisked by the NYPD and having them find a giant lollypop in your otherwise empty bag/wondering who killed Tony Frenchman"

-Jonah Falco, 2016

Each record comes in a full color jacket adorned with a collaborative painting by Spoiler and Hoagie along with a printed inner sleeve, safely secured in a lovely shrink wrap.

There are 200 copies on red vinyl for mailorder customers available here while they last!

The record is also streaming in its entirety over at the (relatively) new Beach Impediment Records Bandcamp - it's also available for download as well in case some of ya that don't mess around with vinyl records and whatnot.

If you're like to obtain wholesale copies of this record, drop me a line at beachimpediment[at]gmail[dot]com

ATTENTION CANADIANS!!! The ever so awesome FAITH / VOID in Toronto will have a metric shit ton of this release for sale, both online and in the store. And yes, they will have color copies as well! So, I urge you to please order this record from them here (and if they're not up yet please be patient, they'll be up soon). As I'm sure you know by now, shipping from America to Canada is a nightmare and it is my hope that this option will help you all out a little bit. They might also have a limited amount of wholesale copies as well, but you'll have to contact them to check and see regarding that.

In other news, the repress of the WARTHOG - S/T EP has finally arrived as well! 500 copies on black vinyl with red center labels. The first pressing of 1,000 copies disappeared in a bit over a week this past August / September, so if ya missed out the first time around get on it!

On the distro front, I got a lot of new stuff kicking around! Here's a glimpse at some of it:

BLAZING EYE - WAYS TO DIE EP
BLAZING EYE - LONELY CORPSE EP
DISCLOSE - FEAR OF THE WAR Tape (Japankore deadstock, should have more soon in the event I sell out of them quick)
THE STRAND - SECONDS WAITING LP (cool old power pop reissue!)
BAD NOIDS - IT'S A DOGGIE BAG WORLD EP
WET BRAIN - S/T EP
JJ DOLL - S/T EP
TORTURE CHAIN - WASTING SYNDROME LP
WOUND MAN - ROLLED EP
VIDEO FILTH - S/T EP

+ plenty more! I've also dropped the prices on the 7" and 12" clearance bins, so check em out!

And for those that like to look forward into the future, here's a wee glimpse at some upcoming B.I.R. releases:

CONCEALED BLADE 12" (in production, hoping to have it out early 2017)
FRIED EGG new 7"
BLOOD PRESSURE new 7"

+ some other fun stuff that I can't quite let loose yet. Stay tuned!

That does it for now! December will mark 5 years of Beach Impediment Records. Many thanks to all of you for the support and interest over that stretch of time. See you again in early 2017 when the CONCEALED BLADE 12" is out! Take care.

-B.I.R.

Friday, August 26, 2016

8/26/16 - WARTHOG - S/T EP OUT NOW!


Greetings! It's been quite the summer to say the very least and I am rather ecstatic to end it with this monster of a record finally seeing the light of day. Ecstatic is probably an understatement to be honest. Let me just say that hearing this record for the first time around March or April, after having sampled the deluge of works that the hardcore punk world had spewed upon me at that point in 2016, was absolutely invigorating! Anyways, I'll leave it at that, enough of my jibber jabber, here's the info:

NYC hardcore punks WARTHOG return with what could possibly be their best recorded output yet. It's been a couple years since their EP's on Katorga Works and Iron Lung Records were unleashed upon us all and in that time the members of the Hog have perfected their particular formula and have finally delivered four more tracks of pounding hardcore savagery that stands out ten fold from most of the bullshit that fans of the genre are bombarded with on a regular basis. Are you a functioning human in a functioning world? Each record comes in a glue pocket sleeve along with a two color risograph printed insert.

There are 200 copies on Opaque Cream vinyl that are available for mailorder here via the Beach Impediment Records webstore.

**UPDATE: COLOR VINYL IS GONE, SOLD OUT IN A FEW HOURS.**

You can hear a track from the record here via the Beach Impediment Records Soundcloud.

The record is also streaming in its entirety via the new Beach Impediment Records Bandcamp here (also, expect more B.I.R. jams from the past 5 years to be uploaded to that new Bandcamp in the coming weeks!)

Any questions and/or wholesale orders can be directed to beachimpediment[at]gmail[dot]com

And just a heads up for all my friends across the pond, this record has a European press that is out now compliments of the always stellar STATIC SHOCK RECORDS, so if you're over there please grab it from them and save yourself the ridiculous shipping costs that come with dealing with the USPS.

The following distros / stores will have copies of the record soon, if not already: SORRY STATE, MATERIAL WORLD, PUNK AND DESTROY, IRON LUNG RECORDS, GRAVE MISTAKE RECORDS, VINYL CONFLICT, SACRED BONES, ARMAGEDDON SHOP, FEEL IT RECORDS, DRIPPER WORLD, PAPERTOWN COMPANY, DEEP THOUGHTS JP, ACADEMY RECORDS, CRUEL NOISE RECORDS, BRAIN ABUSE, SIT AND SPIN, JOINT CUSTODY, DEAD TANK, and many more that are in the works.

In addition to this new release, I have added a few distributed items to the webstore lately:

RIK AND THE PIGS - LIFE'S A BUST EP
FRIED EGG - DELIRIUM EP
ZERO - S/T LP
THE WANKYS - S/T EP
BETA BOYS - REAL ROCKERS EP
ANARKIA - CENSURADO EP
WARHEAD - CRY OF TRUTH EP
NANDAS - S/T EP

+ a whole bunch more!

I've also marked down a ton of 7"s and 12"s that can be found here and here. Plenty of good deals to be had on records from all over Earth! Golly!

Also, here's a few updates on Beach Impediment releases since we last spoke:

-The represses for the BLOOD PRESSURE - NEED TO CONTROL 12". ABSOLUT / PARANOID - JAWBREAKING MANGEL DEVASTATION Split 12" and CONCEALED BLADE - DEMO 2015 7" are in and going fast. These will not be repressed after this so nab em while ya can!

-After a good year and a half of production, the OMEGAS - POWER TO EXIST LP is finally at the plant! Shooting to have this one out by late winter 2016, stay tuned. In the meantime, you can hear songs from it here and here.

-And just for good measure / for those that don't like reading a bunch of crap, here's a list of what's coming up on B.I.R.:

OMEGAS - POWER TO EXIST
CONCEALED BLADE new LP
BLOOD PRESSURE new EP

+ some other goodies in the works that I can't let out of the bag yet.

That does it. As always, thanks for the support and talk soon!

-B.I.R.

PS: I wanted to say thank you to all who have reached out and lent a helping hand over the past few months in lieu of the death of a friend and longtime band mate, Brandon Ferrell. The outpouring of support for his widow and children in their greatest time of need has been awe inspiring to say the least and being a part of throwing the benefit gig earlier this month was exhausting yet ultimately rewarding (a special shout out to all the bands that traveled so far to be there and all the amazing record labels that provided records for the raffle, and the folks that did benefit shows in other cities!!!). Seeing friends from all over come together for that event along with all the people from the global hardcore punk community that contributed to the GoFundMe that Baybay set up for the Ferrell family (which is still up, feel free to contribute by clicking here) has been a reminder of the amazing company that I keep as a result of having been involved in all of this for so long. Much love to all of ya.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

5/10/16 - VAASKA - FUTURO PRIMITIVO EP OUT NOW!


After a slew of delays, the US pressing of the VAASKA - FUTURO PRIMITIVO EP is finally available for mass consumption. Here's the nitty gritty:

Rejoice, VAASKA have returned with more hard punk pounders for the masses! Originally pressed in a limited amount by VOX POPULI for the band's Japanese tour in the winter of 2016, Beach Impediment is delighted to make the latest release from Austin's finest available domestically to the hardcore punk fanatics that know the real deal and for those that would like to become more educated in the field. "FUTURO PRIMITIVO" features five tracks of the top notch D-Beat wth blazing guitar leads and ferociously belted lyrics in Spanish that you have come to expect from these guys over the years. Each record comes in a felt based glue pocket sleeve adorned with the stark black and white art of the great Brian Miller that has been the band's visual trademark since the beginning. Limited to a one time pressing of 500 copies.

There are 100 copies on TRANSLUCENT PINK vinyl that can be nabbed here while they last!

To hear a few songs from "FUTURO PRIMITIVO" head on over to the VAASKA Bandcamp

The following stores / distros will have copies of the record in the near future, if not already: SORRY STATE RECORDS, GRAVE MISTAKE RECORDS, FEEL IT RECORDS, KATORGA WORKS, SIT & SPIN RECORDS, MATERIAL WORLD, HAVOC RECORDS, TODO DESTRUIDO, APT 512 BOOTIQUE, DISCOS MMM, BRAIN ABUSE, SPHC, REVHQ, DEEP THOUGHTS JP, and more that are in the works.

I've also recently updated the label's webstore with a ton of stellar distributed releases:

FRAMTID - THE HORRIFIC VISIONS EP
SKIZOPHRENIA! - SINGLE TICKET TO DEMO-LITION LP
YOSHIHIRO HIRAKO AND HUMAN ARTS - SHOGAKARA TAIGAE LP
TRIAGE - POWER BEAT EP
PRESSING ON - NO DEFEAT NO CAPITULATION LP
CHAOS UK - SHITMAN FUCKER EP
NO TOLERANCE - YOU WALK ALONE LP
SVART SNO - DEN SISTA SPIKEN I DEN SISTA KISTEN LP
DESPERATE FIX - DEATH KICKS LIFE'S ASS EP
MOB 47 - KARNVAPEN ATTACK EP
CRETINS - MEAT EP
JAVLA - S/T EP
THE LANDLORD'S - FITZGERALD'S PARIS LP
NASA SPACE UNIVERSE - 70 AD LP
ISOTOPE - MIDNIGHT SOLDIER EP

+ many, many more!

I also went ahead and added tons of old stock to the reduced price 12" and 7" sections, lots of killer titles from the likes of BREAKDOWN, P.F. COMMANDO, LIFE, FORWARD, SUDOR, MERCHANDISE, and ton more. Take a peek here and here!

Also, there are a few more Beach Impediment shirts left. These were a one time printing and will not be made again, thanks to everyone who nabbed one! They can be found here.

And lastly, here's an updated list of what's next as far as new releases and represses on the horizon:

OMEGAS - POWER TO EXIST LP
WARTHOG new 7"
BLOOD PRESSURE - NEED TO CONTROL 12" repress (hoping for mid-late June)
CONCEALED BLADE - DEMO 2015 7" repress (should have these any day now!)
ABSOLUT / PARANOID - JAWBREAKING MANGEL DEVASTATION Split 12" repress (new layout, out soon to coincide with the west coast tour that the bands will be doing in early June)

+ plenty more on the horizon. We'll get there when we get there, man.

I believe that does it for now. Thanks for reading!

-B.I.R.